December 2009
Bad Romance Tabs
survivingmusic:
countingdown:
scottrothman:
supersuica:
Tabbed by: LipiXx483 These chords don't work if you wanna play with the song, but they work perfectly if you wanna play it yourself ;) Dm G Am C Oh-oh-owo-ohhhh-oh-owo-oohh uhuu-huuu, caught in a bad romance Dm G Am C...
He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
– Billy Wilder
I suppose we’ll never know what really happened in that room, though he...
– Chuck Klosterman (Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story)
Hi, I'm ______, and I really want _______.
anunexpectederror:
maribeatta:
somereasons:
gotorangejuice:
drac0malf0y:
screews:
raindropsonredroses:
Hi, I’m Joanna, and I really want a hug right now.
Hi, I’m Stephanie, and I really want you.
Hi, I’m Hannah, and I really want episode 6 of Glee to work.
Hi, I’m Winny, and I really want a kiss from him.
Hi, I’m Michaela, and I really want for him to forget I said that.
...
countingdown:
bedroomdays:
How to Write With Style by Kurt Vonnegut Newspaper reporters and technical writers are trained to reveal almost nothing about themselves in their writings. This makes them freaks in the world of writers, since almost all of the other ink-stained wretches in that world reveal a lot about themselves to readers. We call these revelations, accidental and intentional,...
Human eyes are so obsessed with clarity. What if...
-> Mark Mitchell
royalty worth looking after. →
DR. WHO MARATHON TODAY!
well, i’m excited. on BBC. everyone go watch.
morals.
A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest...
wordplay, at its best. →
Seems everybody's looking for the same thing, but...
(via gregcantspell)
They will, eventually. It takes a lot of pain, but it will be found.
sweetness?
Stumble till you crawl, Sinking into sweet uncertainty
but, what if you never stop stumbling? what if, you have to much pride to crawl, too much knowledge to fall into uncertainty? what if ignorance isn’t bliss? what if…. that knowing will actually save us from the fall?
I’m still running away, I won’t play your hide and seek games
but what if there is nowhere to run to?...
Lost Beauty. →
planet:
n: celestial body that: (a) is in orbit around the Sun, (b) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape, and (c) has cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit.
i was really excited today because someone told me they turned pluto into a planet again, but they lied. its still just a dwarf planet. however,...
winter.
the snow is 5 hours late. and now its like a trickle from the sky. not even a trickle. its lighter than your great-uncle Gerald’s dandruff light. why is it so god be damned freezing, and we aren’t even getting the little tender benefits that are the only good parts of winter?